Go The F K To Sleep

Author : Adam Mansbach
Genre : Humor
Publisher : Open Road Media
ISBN : 9781453224748
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The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

Go The Fuck To Sleep

Author : Adam Mansbach
Genre : Humor
Publisher : Canongate Books
ISBN : 9780857862662
Type book : PDF, Epub, Kindle and Mobi
File Download : 39 page
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Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate and refreshingly honest, it captures the familiar and unspoken tribulations of putting your child to bed for the night. Colourfully illustrated and hilariously funny, this is a breath of fresh air for parents new, old and expectant.* *(You probably shouldn't read this to your children.)

Fuck Now There Are Two Of You

Author : Adam Mansbach
Genre : Humor
Publisher : Canongate Books
ISBN : 9781786899491
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It turns out that two is a million more kids than one. Adam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles in Go the Fuck to Sleep and You Have to Fucking Eat. Now Fuck, Now There Are Two of You tackles a new addition to the family and all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one. As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.

Go The Fuck To Sleep 15 Book Prepack

Author : Adam Mansbach
Genre : Humor
Publisher :
ISBN : 1617751022
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You Have To Fucking Eat

Author : Adam Mansbach
Genre : Humor
Publisher : Canongate Books
ISBN : 9781782116370
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File Download : 39 page
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From the author of the international best seller GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP comes a book about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving and deeply cathartic, You Have to Fucking Eat breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving mums and dads new, old, grand- and expectant a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem. You probably shouldn't read it to your children.

The Go The Fuck To Sleep Box Set

Author : Adam Mansbach
Genre : Humor
Publisher :
ISBN : 161775983X
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File Download : 0 page
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Celebrating a decade of profane, loving, and deeply cathartic children's books for adults, the entire Go the Fuck to Sleep trilogy is finally available in a collectors'-edition boxed set--including a 'Tired Parents on Board' sticker! Critical praise for Go the Fuck to Sleep: A New York Times, Amazon.com, Wall Street Journal, and Publishers Weekly number one best seller. One of Reader's Digest's 25 Funniest Books of All Time! "A new Bible for weary parents." --New York Times "Incredibly appealing." --NPR Ten years ago, Adam Mansbach crystallized the secret agony of parents the world over with one simple phrase: Go the Fuck to Sleep. In verses that perfectly capture the familiar tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night, the book opened up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity . . . and the message only resonated louder when Samuel L. Jackson, the bard of the F-word, read the audiobook. You Have to Fucking Eat expanded the conversation to include parenthood's other universal frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal, with Bryan Cranston voicing the audiobook . . . and because life moves pretty fast, Fuck, Now There Are Two of You soon became necessary, to address the fact that two is, somehow, a million more kids than one--with Larry David doing the audiobook honors. And now, to celebrate a decade of profane, loving, and deeply cathartic children's books for adults, the entire trilogy is finally available in a collectors'-edition boxed set--with a bonus sticker included--perfect for gifting at a baby shower or using to knock yourself unconscious. As always . . . you probably should not read these books to a child.

Sleep Is For The Weak

Author : Emily-Jane Clark
Genre : Family & Relationships
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN : 9780857834942
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File Download : 160 page
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Sleep Is For The Weak may cause Gina Ford to have contented kittens. It might even force Supernanny to throw herself off the naughty step, but it will certainly provide some welcome comfort and comical light relief to exhausted parents suffering from sleep-deprivation! It features humorous alternatives to `useful' sleep advice while offering inspiration, laughter and survival strategies for mums and dads struggling to see the light at the end of the tunnel of tiredness. Including chapters `What to Expect (When Nothing Is Anything Like You Expected When You Were Expecting)' and `How Not To Lose Friends and Irritate People When You Have Babies', this book will make even the most stressed parent laugh. Combining Emily-Jane's own experiences in emotive detail (the good, the bad and the funny) with a series of tongue-in-cheek guides, charts, subversive imagery and NO-sleep solutions, this is a source of inspiration and hope for new mums and dads.

The Go The Fuck To Sleep Box Set

Author : Adam Mansbach
Genre : Humor
Publisher : Akashic Books
ISBN : 9781636140469
Type book : PDF, Epub, Kindle and Mobi
File Download : 104 page
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Celebrating a decade of profane, loving, and deeply cathartic children's books for adults, the entire Go the Fuck to Sleep trilogy is finally available in a collectors'-edition boxed set. Critical praise for Go the Fuck to Sleep: A New York Times, Amazon.com, Wall Street Journal, and Publishers Weekly number one best seller. One of Reader's Digest's 25 Funniest Books of All Time! "A new Bible for weary parents." --New York Times "Incredibly appealing." --NPR Ten years ago, Adam Mansbach crystallized the secret agony of parents the world over with one simple phrase: Go the Fuck to Sleep. In verses that perfectly capture the familiar tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night, the book opened up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity . . . and the message only resonated louder when Samuel L. Jackson, the bard of the F-word, read the audiobook. You Have to Fucking Eat expanded the conversation to include parenthood's other universal frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal, with Bryan Cranston voicing the audiobook . . . and because life moves pretty fast, Fuck, Now There Are Two of You soon became necessary, to address the fact that two is, somehow, a million more kids than one--with Larry David doing the audiobook honors. And now, to celebrate a decade of profane, loving, and deeply cathartic children's books for adults, the entire trilogy is finally available in a collectors'-edition boxed set, perfect for gifting at a baby shower or using to knock yourself unconscious. As always . . . you probably should not read these books to a child.

Seriously Just Go To Sleep

Author : Adam Mansbach
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
Publisher : Text Publishing
ISBN : 1921922567
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File Download : 32 page
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The adults-only picture book Go the F**k to Sleep became an international phenomenon. At last here is the version you can safely read to your kids and have them happily snuggled down and sleeping by the end of the book! Seriously, Just Go to Sleep has all the humour and exasperation of the original. With its snoozing kittens and sleepy tigers it’s a hilarious parody of a children’s bedtime rhyme. It lets children relish in their own mischievousness and recognise their own tactics, and allow kids and parents to laugh with each other about the tricky business of going to sleep. ‘Clever, funny and cathartic, parents and babysitters alike will love it.’ Noni Hazlehurst

Go The F Ck To Sleep Go The Fk To Sleep

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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN : 1978493347
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File Download : 24 page
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Go the F*ck to Sleep is a book for hard working parents who struggle away every night to put their children to sleep. This book understands the innermost frustrations and anger of the parents who go through the bedtime lullaby ordeals every night to put their kids to sleep. The illustrations and poems are beautiful and funny. Experience Go the F*ck to Sleep today!